Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Before I begin writing a novel, I need to know how it ends. Perhaps this method grew out of the creative frustrations I felt during my earliest years as a fiction writer. When I was in first grade I would often start a short story without any idea as to how I would finish it. When the plot reached a dead end, I would conclude the story thusly:
Tags: juvenilia
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Now that I’m almost finished with all the promotional hoopla for Perfect Fifths, I’ve decided to restore the (retro) element of the (retro)blog. Starting today, I’ll post pages from my old journals, creative writing assignments and other juvenilia every Thursday. Senryu Tuesday will remain Senryu Tuesday. On Mondays I’ll answer one reader question, which means that you should start emailing me your questions now via megan@meganmccafferty.com with Q&A Monday as the subject. Wednesdays and Fridays will be off or free for news updates and/or pure randomness.
On Facebook this morning I completed the 15 Books in 15 Minutes meme. The Catcher in the Rye was #1 so I thought it would be fitting for me to post this essay I wrote for my eighth grade Language Arts class. (more…)
Tags: (retro)blog Thursday, juvenilia, Q&A Monday
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
It’s time to put the
(retro) back in (retro)blog…
starting this Thursday
Tags: juvenilia, Senryu Tuesday
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
So the main reason I have a (retro)blog versus a regular blog is because I’m not all that interested in writing about my daily life. With the on-sale date of Perfect Fifths just over a month away–APRIL 14th!!!–I’ve had a lot more contemporary business to write about lately. However, to maintain the original intent of the (retro)blog, I’ve decided to post my very first professionally-published piece of work, a poem from the October 1988 issue of Seventeen magazine: (more…)
Tags: juvenilia
Monday, January 5th, 2009
This is what was on my mind. If you can decipher my horrendous handwriting, the dreaded phone call refers to my best friend informing me that her family was definitely moving roughly two-and-a-half hours away to Daretown, NJ. Two-and-a-half hours away might as well be the moon when you’re still two years away from your driver’s license. I was more than a little melodramatic here, but her departure was the defining event of my high school years and served as the inspiration for Hope moving to Tennessee in Sloppy Firsts. (more…)
Tags: juvenilia, sloppy firsts
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
Yes, I realize that many of you weren’t even born when I was a junior in high school. But as this New Year’s 1990 writing assignment shows, I was a confused, melodramatic, self-flagellating mess when I was seventeen in a way that I’m just NOT anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t have all of life figured out. But I don’t spend nearly as much time worrying about it–probably because I’ve got too many other things to do. This is but one advantage of getting older that almost makes me feel okay about the southward migration of my @$$ out of my bikini bottom. Almost.
Make the most of this new year…and every year after!
(As for my end-of-decade predictions, it was a decade of tremendous changes. I was indeed married by the end of the 90s but didn’t have a baby until two years into the 00s.)
Tags: juvenilia
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
Another (retro)ryu and two bonus poems.
When I was a junior the senior class of ‘90 chose THE OCEAN as their yearbook theme so my creative writing class was forced to write a bizillion poems on that subject to fill the “artsy” page. Despite the check pluses from my teacher, none of my poems were chosen by the yearbook staff because they were considered downers and didn’t extol Jersey Shore virtues using rhymes like sunnin’ and funnin’, tannin’ and keg-standin’, f@#*in’ and upchuckin’.
Tags: juvenilia, Senryu Tuesday
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