Megan McCafferty

OMIGOD! I’m JUST LIKE Ashley Tisdale!

So yesterday I had my annual physical. I will spare you the details. (I’m healthy.) However, my doctor did give me some shocking, perhaps life -changing news:

I HAVE A DEVIATED SEPTUM.

It’s true! I’m not joking! According to my MD, my nose deviates to the left! Which, of course, means this: I can totally get a nose job.

(Okay. I am kidding about that last part.)