OMIGOD! Ashley Tisdale’s New Nose!
Will they write Sharpay’s nose-job into the script for HSM4?
Hey, Kenny Ortega, I’ve got a killer production number right here:
“Introducing The New Sharpay Evans”
[Verse 1]
Sharpay (singing): Used to think surgery was nasty…
Ryan (singing): ‘Til she got that rhinoplasty
Sharpay (singing): No! No! No! Not a nose job! I had a deviated septum!
Ryan (signing): Got three inches chopped off…
Sharpay (singing): And now I look awesome!
[chorus 1]
Ryan (singing): She got her beak tweaked!
Sharpay (singing): Everyone’s gonna freak!
Ryan (singing): She got her beak tweaked!
Sharpay (singing): Now I’m chic-er than chic!
[Verse 2]
Sharpay (singing): Got a brand new nose, but the same attitude!
Ryan (singing) : Sis, I gotta tell you something, but don’t wanna to be rude…
Sharpay (singing): Hey, I know all about my boobless situation…
Ryan (singing): Going back for…?
Sharpay: Lipo, Botox and breast augmentation!
[chorus 2]
Ryan (singing): She got her beak tweaked!
Sharpay (singing): Won’t stop ’til I’m adored…
Ryan (singing): She got her beak tweaked!
Sharpay (singing): And I will not be ignored!
Someone set this to music and put it on YouTube immediately.
