March 6th, 1986
All guys are shallow. Yes, it’s a fact of life. Just something that’s uncontrollable for the male species. They’re shallow cause they all go for the same type. The snobby, airhead, rah-rah type.
I am not this type.
You can easily determine this type from their…
1. Large breast size
2. Annoying helium voice
3. Carbon-copy clothes
4. Flirting (hanging, hugging, kissing, etc.)
5. Standard perky behavior
They usually have no goal unless you coung being captain of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders or a model in Barbazon ads.
Anyway, shallow guys are OBSESSED WITH A PASSION in this type. Don’t know why. Yes I do. Cause God wrote a rule saying, “Life is for the Beautiful People and life sucks if you’re a Fugly.” That’s it. Right there, babes. The bottom line from the Big Guy Himself.
Listen all you shallow, disgusting guys out there. There is a lot more than meets the eye when it comes to this type. Like what if you were on a date with her and SHE BROKE A NAIL??? Or their socks clashed your shirt and one of you had to go home and change? (Guess who.)
My apologies to all you guys who are not really shallow, but are suckered in by peer pressure. (Or hormones.)
M.
