
I’m supposed to do an oral book report on the Invisible Man in about 10 minutes. My motivation is lacking, okay? I’d rather do it on BOP magazine’s Annual Star-Studded Special.
Oh woe, the future of America.
Anyway, L decided my next door neighbor, a senior on the cross country team, was hot last Monday. A week later, on a Monday, whe was his girlfriend.
Yes, that’s exactly how it went for me! EXACTLY. Only with some minor changes.
On September 1st I decided that P, a senior on the cross country team, was hot. Today, on January 29th, I still think he’s hot and spend every lunch period and practice drooling over his hotness from afar while he still has no idea that I, a not so hot freshman girl on the cross country team, even exist.
It’s enough to make a girl weep into her chocolate milk.
Oh woe is me.
M.