New York Times Bestselling Author
September 18th, 2006
Who: Me and Ned Vizzini
What: Reading & Signing
When: Tonight @ 7PM
Where: Borders (Princeton, N.J.)
Why: Writers have fragile egos. So if no one shows up, I will feel like a huge loser. Especially since Ned is coming all the way from Brooklyn. You don’t want that on your conscience now do you?
How: By any means necessary.
